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Demo 2015

by Everyday Objects

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1.
Vulcanite 01:36
things were quite quietly getting nightmare normal serotonin storm over muscular doldrum i'm impressed with the beautiful cop that you've become I never thought you'd manage to cram in more jesus per pound my hatchet job affords many happy returns cast aspersions to the tune of chin music human cost appraised in counted black money (and monolithic boredom) kids can you dig in, those bayonet heels for me uncle sam wants a pyrric child soldier victory even knee deep in shit you can make a stand take that stand in quicksand while victory dancing every mistake I've made has been while in heat so where you see children I see tiny plaintiffs my abandoned spite house child-proof caps inside (white collar thought crime) oh wonderful a chance to rub elbows until bleeding and raw Persistent Carnivorous States inside of us all
2.
Red All Over 01:13
newly single axe maniac with a sex to grind on the market as long as I can get away with being hard to find local boy makes bad just because he can and because he can't not if you understand okay you can tread on me just fucking do it lightly oh to be cut down in one's prime okay you can tread on me just fucking do it lightly jealous of every lurid headline when my baby went and killed my other baby I never played that give-a-shit blame of determinist technicalities lousy and rampant with chewed back fat and I just pray I'll die soon while choking on endless news okay you can tread on me just fucking do it lightly oh to be cut down in one's prime okay you can tread on me just fucking do it lightly jealous of every lurid headline free will atrophies a trophy for the DTs
3.
Do The Don't 01:31
either way you turn a jugular gets cut "should" is basically a crippled mannequin who can't even manage to piss in the wind alive with interpretative arson in jibe with the dance of death that "is" is sitting here with my diamond disgust you are now nothing but a regular basis holding your head below the fill line of stasis the best piece of advice that one could ever get is to not stick around to watch the fire that you set betray every idea you can get your trembling hands on and when you start losing friends then you'll know you're doing it right
4.
foul play is suspected and expected of me and who I am to wriggle out of crosshair sights with a half gainer off my own supine spine into the genepool, poke the public in the public eye the tip of my tongue is a terrible place (to be) This crowd is so desperate for a laugh You can see them hanging from the business end of the giggle track Even from the trapdoor political platform You still stand that slim swinging chance to bounce back eating the charge then spitting it out lawyers smuggle me small slivers of bated breath so with this knotted bedsheet I can catch some rest you can try and try and windsor-knot try but you won't escape the flash of the tungsten eye
5.
Arm Twist 02:02
like cheap relief drifting out to sea and drowning in freedom who amongst you would deny me a visit from the microwaveable surgeon? dispensing for me inflatable child psychology a stovetop reaction to this boundless joy inside me how many times must I be drowned in hormonal stunted growth? smothered in tough love restrained by my possible future potential slapped with slave morality by my friends and family i've leaned over the edge and peered into that beautiful abyss, you see now I'm tying off full speed ahead to hit that bottom faster to hell with your snakeskin charity I can give up more than you can arm twist how many times must I be drowned in hormonal stunted growth? smothered in tough love restrained by my possible future potential
6.
Refute 01:08
Here is a hand and here is another You'll notice how they must strangle each other if it were up to one another we would devour each other Match me nausea for ad nauseam I'm shocked into ataxia That anyone can hold a straight gaze while droning on in aphasia about their boring tourette beliefs if it were up to one another we would devour each other Match me nausea for ad nauseam My entire way of thinking on subjects such as these Is stock footage of obese people eating and eating
7.
Sisterectomy 00:59
You want to be Frank and I want to be Thankful but those two are both just ugly people Frank served the same function all his life until co-opted as an enemy device he had a shackled kind of cackle as he died in battle a mechanically manacled death rattle You want to be Frank and I want to be Thankful their silly sniper's nests still emptied threaten Thankful saved all her explosive rhetoric for lucidly dreamt heated rows (in seat C4!) she had a shackled kind of cackle as she died in battle a mechanically manacled death rattle
8.
i read the Child Drowning Morbidity Report just to get bored with my own clairvoyance oh fuck today I forgot to point a gun at every single stupid fucking ice cream truck this is crypsis for predators this is my courtship disorder a clammy "laying on of the hands" though I'm sentient and not quite sapient gouge out and mow down gouge in and break into mincemaim and mincemaul apply Ruin Value put in the wetwork and mop up afterwards ramp up and cripple it while on "hot prowl" there's a Bye Button in my pocket when I wanna wave cyanide tooth chews to a last cascade gouge out and mow down gouge in and break into I vote vampirism apply Ruin Value Sunshine Units at the Rainbow Party
9.
hungry for crib death, we're hungry for neglect and I'm in love with abandonment (x2) Carpal tunnel spelunking past well-dressed skeletons why not get the schoolchildren all handedness huddled and contracture complacent while masturbasking in the flaccid heat of each other's uniqueness hungry for crib death, we're hungry for neglect and I'm in love with abandonment (x2) rusting daisy chains locking us in prison vacations why can't we all be palimpsests where individuals should be sitting down quietly with perfect posture bucktoothed lust in ways simply inexcusable hungry for crib death, we're hungry for neglect and I'm in love with abandonment (x2) mammalian mouths running orifice loud mistaken copulations and dotted line signings regime change begins in the house-hold closet where wartime wardrobe braces failure strength
10.
Yes Contest 01:35
almost only ever counts in horseshoes and holocausts trigger warning, oops too late all you Glass Deludeds break to smash belief end empathy leave only me human unbeing smash all belief torch empathy leave only me human unbeing they say you can't go home again without arson on your mind your ache for authenticity is your achilles everything whining contest contestants please kill your opponents away team wins! yes we cheated we always win yes yet again
11.
this place is my inane childhood and even uglier renaissance so as I plunge into nothingness just be kind enough to wish me dumb luck (x2) Hurry up, and back into (x4) am I becoming necrotic with the rest of this metropolis or just the lopsided essence of simultaneous incarceration (x2) Hurry back, and up into (x4) magnetic arms to abdomen they're all in capes and unimpressed but via the right brand of knife they're all riding crop neutralized (x2) Hurry up and back into Hurry back and up into (x2)
12.
my inner censorship is crying out in tongues about how it just wants to be loved your Arch Of Failure strides our Luminous Veil countryside-wide through unintentioned hell calling fascism fascist is quite fascistic (x4) thus always to ideologues your inner censorship is crying out in tongues about how it just wants to be loved my Arch of Failure strides our Luminous Veil countryside-wide through unintentioned hell Calling fascism fascist is quite fascistic (x4) thus always to ideologues

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Engineered By Elijah Siemon @ Maniac Mansion
Mixed and Mastered By Todd "Ape Facin" Uttley @ Electric Eye Studios
Cincinnati, Ohio 2015

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released February 14, 2015

Everyday Objects are:

Gerald - Vocals
Eli - Guitars
Hank - Bass
Charlie - Drums

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Everyday Objects Cincinnati, Ohio

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All partisans are instructed to shoot to kill these men on sight. Empathy Tourists and Digital First Responders must be protected at all costs. Hurt feelings are unacceptable.

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