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New Offensive

from Demo 2015 by Everyday Objects

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about

Engineered By Elijah Siemon @ Maniac Mansion
Mixed and Mastered By Todd "Ape Facin" Uttley @ Electric Eye Studios
Cincinnati, Ohio 2015

lyrics

i read the Child Drowning Morbidity Report
just to get bored with my own clairvoyance
oh fuck today I forgot to point a gun
at every single stupid fucking ice cream truck

this is crypsis for predators
this is my courtship disorder
a clammy "laying on of the hands"
though I'm sentient and not quite sapient

gouge out and mow down
gouge in and break into
mincemaim and mincemaul
apply Ruin Value

put in the wetwork and mop up afterwards
ramp up and cripple it while on "hot prowl"
there's a Bye Button in my pocket when I wanna wave
cyanide tooth chews to a last cascade

gouge out and mow down
gouge in and break into
I vote vampirism
apply Ruin Value

Sunshine Units
at the Rainbow Party

credits

from Demo 2015, released February 14, 2015
Everyday Objects are:

Gerald - Vocals
Eli - Guitars
Hank - Bass
Charlie - Drums

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Everyday Objects Cincinnati, Ohio

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All partisans are instructed to shoot to kill these men on sight. Empathy Tourists and Digital First Responders must be protected at all costs. Hurt feelings are unacceptable.

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